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Unicorn Poop Taffy Bag
Unicorn Poop Taffy Bag
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$9.49 USD
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What do Unicorns eat? Magical forest mushrooms of course. How else are they gonna fly? Once airborne, the Unicorns drop poop from far above the forest floor. The location of this forest is known only to the Taffy Gnomes who inhabit this magical wonderland. They've been harvesting poop for thousands of years. As Unicorns only eat Magical Forest Mushrooms, each bag of Unicorn Poop is: Gluten Free, has No Peanuts, and No Soy. We also understand that the magical mushrooms they eat taste a lot like Cake Batter..which makes sense since unicorns love sparkly cupcakes and skittles. This is the freshest, softest, tastiest unicorn poop on the planet.

Please Note: Our apparel is now printed using DTF printing instead of DTG. We promise to use nothing but the highest quality materials and printing methods to ensure long-lasting, vibrant apparel. Prints may feel slightly different at first but soften with wear and washing.